“I chose not to put a wig on. The reason why I chose to come out with the cancer thing is because there’s somebody out there who can see that all sickness isn’t unto death. That it’s something you can’t change at that point in time, so you just got to go with it. Don’t be ashamed. Don’t be ashamed of looking at…

You need the click for the pre-show analysis, the outrage analysis, and the post-show analysis.

Second thought, also no snark - he’s secretly gay and can’t come to terms with coming out, which would explain the first thought.

That depends. Is the Giant Meteor going to run again?

“Bush doesn’t care about black people.” -Kanye West, 2005.

This is a nightmare for those who are worried about immigration. Jeff Sessions is extremely dangerous because he actually knows quite a lot about how the immigration system works, in minute details. He’s not a dumb man either. He knows exactly where to stick the knife.

In the ranking of who to blame for a Trump presidency, Susan Sarandon is pretty fucking far down the list.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that Margaret Atwood will call them liars. 

Wooba looba dick duck! Rich and Morto forever!

You’re saying that it’s NOT the fault of the party who rigged the primary election against the obviously superior candidate?

Why can’t you understand that when a well-intentioned sheriff uses cultural slang that doesn’t conform 100% to our standards, it makes him just as dangerous as the serial killer who murdered seven people and raped a 14 year old girl!

Out of this whole, entire story, this is what bothers you?

*Stunned silence intensifies*