At one point, Cindy playfully twirled McCain’s hair and said, “You’re getting a little thin up there.” McCain’s face reddened, and he responded, “At least I don’t plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt.”

You don’t get points for kissing up to Jake Tapper

The man sold his fucking soul to be President and still failed.

He’s being stabbed in the dick by the Angel’s now.

It’s still better than Travolta, allegedly. Cruise at least lets you wear pants.

Because he’s probably just another dipshit that the FBI entrapped for shits and giggles.

Shouldn’t we address Richard Gere and the gerbil first? Since he’s still alive?

Fuck you. I miss Gawker so much.

Bond as the MAGA wish fulfillment of the lost British empire aside. Elba is better than this role.

There’s a second article at TMZ that makes Bourdain look pretty terrible. And I’m pissed for his daughter $380K for your girlfriends fucking behavior is steep.

Can I get my “Paul Feig is trash and the primary reason lady Ghostbusters was garbage” opinion in here?

God I miss peak Gawker.

Were you giving her a pass on her brother?

The mother of his children might object.

Because she’s doing bunny ears behind his head.

Luther was not well written. There, I said it.

I’d already seen ‘Greasy Strangler’ so I was already out. But, yeah that was an unpleasant surprise.

There was a contest and program to develop a market for the meat.

Not great.

They don’t taste particularly good