People joke about surgeons not giving a shit unless they get to cut something. It’s funny because it’s true.

lol at least he didn’t do what my dad did which would be ask if we wanted to have it cut off. like oh your head hurts? want me to cut it off? Oh you think you broke your thumb. Want me to cut if off? I don’t know where this came from but he still does that. He also asks if my face hurts, because it’s killing him all…

It’s only fever here. My kid was puke trained before he was potty trained.

It’s such a double standard. And in addition to the cigarette pushing, all that plastic surgery can’t exactly be “healthy”either; toxic botox injected in skin, unnecessary anesthesia, foreign objects inserted into boobs, risk of infection etc etc. Why does she think that she can be unhealthy and still be a model and…

My dad (also a doctor) used to tell my brother and I when we were feeling sick to “go take a hot bath.” The man was a saint to his patients and yet our medical solutions at home all revolved around warm bodies of water. One time I was in a riding accident that was so bad, I broke my hip, my scapula, and my helmet was…

Haha, he’s a heart surgeon, so what he really means is that you’re probably not going to die/there’s really not much he can do for you/he doesn’t care. Obviously this isn’t something he says to patients though, and I overwhelmingly enjoyed throwing it back at him after he got Dengue Fever two years ago.

My mom always said throwing up or fever means you’re sick.

There is nothing like a parent who is a surgeon to teach you that unless you’ve been through medical school (and really, at least a year of residency), you should shut the fuck up instead of giving anyone medical advice, or otherwise commenting on their health .

Man... she dislikes fat people so much, even her cigarettes are slim!

Cheryl Tiegs used to be a spokeswoman for Virginia Slims cigarettes so I think I'm gonna take a hard pass on her advice for what's healthy.

Agreed. I’m not Camp Taylor or anything, but I can recognise that she’s never made an effort to be “cool” in anything she does. Lots of other adjectives which I’ll leave in my pocket, as they’re subjective, but cool isn’t the image she’s trying to cultivate.

being not cool is kinda part of her whole billion dollar shtick

I don’t remember seeing any apology.

“My wife got Amber back to make an apology”

The picASSo of butt play!

Someone plz help Kanye. I have exhausted my defense sources.

He could have been the Steve Jobs of ass play.

You know who had a chance to be cool?

Celine Dion broke down during her first show since her husband’s passing.

I’m still regretting that I didn’t buy FingersInTheBootyAssBitch.com