Also, the increased quality in production is always a bad sign to me.

There’s got to be something unhinged perfect about a person who eats massive amounts of Parmesan cheese by the mouthful!

Get a divorce. Then date.

What’s your wife up to this weekend? We’re best friends now.

There’s got to be something unhinged about a person who eats massive amounts of Parmesan cheese by the mouthful! And she knows it’s wrong, or she wouldn’t be trying to cover up her tracks! What else is she doing and keeping secret from me?!?

Love her more. Obviously. But the fact that you even have to think about it makes me think she should be the one thinking about divorcing you.

I just recently learned that my wife will often take a huge bite (or multiple bites!) right out of a wedge of Parmesan cheese, then shred a little off the end to get rid of the tooth marks and cover up her shenanigans. Still working through my own feelings to figure out if this discovery makes me love her more, or if…

Naturopathy and homeopathy are different, but the kid was posing as a specialist in neuropathy, which is nerve stuff.

I think it is a nefarious thing to do. I used to have a boss who was nearly impossible to read, and he would pretend not to understand what you said when making a joke or using a slang word, and it was all to put himself in a power position. That way you had to feel dumb and explain yourself. He was also an incredibly…

Yeah, but that’s after you already have opened the clinic. How did he get the money to even open it? Just renting office space would take several thousand, furnishing it another several thousand, not to mention there is no way that an 18 year old would have the credit necessary to even obtain those things unless…

“Naturopathy” is an absurdly lucrative scam. People will pay top-dollar for nothing but assurances and some sugar pills.

Yeah, I have only more questions at this point. That took some serious cash. Like, is some elaborate performance art thing-y?

Where did he get the money to do all of this? That clinic looks huge! That website looks legit! I wish he could have just used his love for medicine in a positive way by - say - getting a medical degree and actually being licensed to practice it.

but obviously local news is probably for old curmudgeons that just dont understand “goddamned kids these days”

THANK YOU. I live in Philly, and knew what it meant *immediately.* Because of context. Jeez.

when i moved to philly and my friends used the word “jawn” i like, picked it up on context?

America.

It is fucking pizza and it is fucking delicious.

seconded

everyone involved should go to jail, imo