Thank god the Buzzfeed Woke Bae movement is finally giving white dudes the cookies they’ve been denied for so long. It took time to write those tweets, guys. They had to think thoughts and stuff, and remember not to write dumb shit. If we don’t acknowledge and reward that, they might turn into piles of salt or…

The only person I knew by name was Danny DeVito. I’m only 30, but Josh Charles is Knox Overstreet forever, Dax is Mr Kristen Bell, and I can never keep former Disney stars straight.

Can’t talk, Chipotle’s been open for 2 minutes and I need me a burrito bowl!

I am too old to fully understand what the terms “woke” or “bae” are, but I understand this whole post is leading up to telling us once again how awesome a creature Josh Charles is, so I won’t complain about kids these days. If you’re a kid and you recognize the beauty that is Dan Rydell, then I have no quarrel with…

I like it!

why not both?

Woke Bae Emeritus.

I don’t have time to make a thorough case but what about Mark Ruffalo. Or is he just eternal Woke Bae, not necessarily just January?

I have a question: can the two criteria influence each other? Like, can someone become more bae due to their woke-fulness?

Penn Badgley looks more like “woke and toke”.

WAIT WAIT WAIT - the governor of Michigan’s Twitter name is “onetoughnerd”??????

Agreed on all accounts, except I think you forgot when Danny Devito exposed us all to his bae potential.

“Goodbye, Shade Court. Hello, Woke Bae”?

Every time I think he’s sunk to his lowest low when it comes to the social violence he continues to direct at her, he hits a new low. He should be ashamed for the continued abuse. Now, his abuse is extended to her son. Where will this end? Will he not be satisfied until this woman is completely destroyed? Thank God…

At this rate I wouldn’t be surprised if Kanye did.

I love how Kanye brings up Amber’s past as a stripper. Which she was before she met him, and he knew all about.

Yep, he is not over her. You don’t bring up your ex constantly if you have moved on. I broke up with my boyfriend 2 years ago and, even though I have a great husband and a new boyfriend who I love (I’m poly), I still find myself mentioning him in conversations. I’m not entirely over him and probably never will be, but…

Great stuff, as always, Kara.

I think it’s pretty easy to overlook that aspect of it in a tweet rant that included not one, not two, but three references to Wiz’s “cool pants.”

I wouldn't be surprised if Kim woke up with Kanye West's late mother's hair cut one morning.

He only compliments Kim’s beauty because that’s ALL she has!