“When Madonna staggered into the station, she was distraught, crying, with makeup smeared all over her face. I hardly recognized her as Madonna, the singer. She was weeping, her lip was bleeding and she was all marked up. She had obviously been struck. This was a woman in trouble, no doubt about it.”

Let’s not sully the Lord’s good name with this

Every picture of him is a dick pic.

He totally starts every conversation off by negging the girl.

I think using fam that way is a meme that caught on with 4chan douchebags, who presumably make up 90% of his fanbase. Part of the point is that it’s intended to be obnoxious/wrong.

Happy New Year to you... in jail!

I’ve always thought of it as like a plural of “bro”? I’m not hip either, so I could be wrong, but I know that tacking it onto the end of a tweet to someone who thinks you’re an idiot is definitely also wrong.

He’s been stealing from rich people. That’s a Serious Crime. (As opposed to stealing from anybody else, which is frowned upon because it takes time away from the judge’s golf game.)

I’m going with slim to none. It’s just not heinous enough.

He’ll prob be fined in the millions and forced to go through a sensitivity training course that’s 6-11 hours.

oh definitely. Google game weak af.

What do we (or Jez legal types) think the odds are of him actually serving time for this and/or losing significant assets? I don’t have tons of faith in the system right now (or ever).

My first question was, HE HAS FANS?? WTF.

moments before the Twitter exchange shown above, Shkreli reportedly conducted frenzied Google searches for "do the kids and teens still use apostrophes or are they not cool anymore" and “what is the correct usage of the phrase ‘fam’”

Christmas came early! Remember friends, every time a Martin Shkreli is arrested an angel gets its wings...an AIDS patient gets their meds...overpriced musical memorabilia isn’t sold to a douchebag.

What weird Photo Shop madness is this? Where did his left hand go? Why does this photo look like a badly-rendered CGI?

where....where is her head?

What? What is happening here? Not in a who is this little greaseball straddling kind of way but a what is going on with this photograph kind of way. Is she wearing black and that’s why the leg looks so weird? It looks like a photoshop fail. Like I expected the answer to the article to be that he was pranking his…

I think it was American Hustle, but I *love* the idea of Jennifer Lawrence in Hustle and Flow, which I saw recently. My son may be a bit too well trained, because every time Terrance Howard had a scene, he said, “What’s Baby Wipes gonna do now?” :/

At the time, it was fairly off-putting. We were in Belize city, heard what we thought were fireworks, looked over and saw a guy running with a security guard running after him. The guy got shot, fell, then the guard pumped 3 rounds into him at 5 feet while he was on the ground. We looked at the news the next day and…