Nah, he’s still there now, spinning around. If you get your car washed there, his limp body will be smooshing up against the side of your car at about 60RPM.

Cool that you mentioned Brendon Hartley. Everyone in NZ will be backing him and hoping he does well enough to get further race time in F1. _b

Except for the Aborigines, who will not be chased off by Drop Bears. Being the original people of the land, they formed a pact - a mutual understanding if you will - with the Bears to stay out of each other’s way. Breaking that pact will mean certain war. You drop on us? You will get eaten.

Polestar doesn’t sound so bad if you change how you say it. For example, if you say it like “po-lester”, kinda like how you would say “molester”. No... wait... no.

I would pay a dollar - AND ONLY A SINGLE SOLITARY DOLLAR - to buy this just so I could have it crushed.

@26 seconds - Hey now, where do you think you’re going? Get back there and shut that door first! Now stand there and have an animated conversation! Go on. More. Good. Now get off the damn tracks! But not too far. Just far enough away from the tracks that you risk getting a flying piece of debris IN YOUR FACE.

I hate it and I hope it dies. It looks pretty, but it’s the 3 wheel configuration I hate. Hate, hate, HATE 3 wheels. There is no reason for 3 wheels.

How much did Singer give you for this article?

The grille on the street version loks fucking spastic. Just sayin’.

I’m glad the electric guitarist on the radio kept his cool and kept his electric guitar noodling away.

I skipped the article because all I want to say is that I hate any three wheeled vehicle with a bitter passion. Three wheels are for clowns.

Sexy car. It should be driven, not be a garage princess.

Oh my aching proportions!

So this guy is, what, the Elvis of Japanese baseball? When he’s riding on the car, do they say “Yasuaki Yamazaki has entered the diamond!”?

Good job. Now fix those hazy headlights.

Just think - if he hadn’t have stopped to mouth off to the camera, he wouldn’t have missed even the first pitch!

Thanks for the comedown, boring guy.

Johnson Rod. Could be anything. Refer to it when talking about British cars as though you know what it means so that people will think you’re clever. If someone asks you what it is, just scoff and roll your eyes.

Tell ‘bout it. Sick of the click-baity-ness of it.

“though he calls it a van, interestingly“

That’s cos he’s a Brit. That’s what some of them call a light truck. I believe it originates from ‘caravan’.