So, another favorite work of mine destroyed…pass the bourbon, please…

They probably had to change the name from "Drama High" because of the book by Michael Sokolove (which, even if you used it to shim up a table leg, would be better than anything Josh Radnor has been in…)

Everybody knows the military doesn't tell anybody how to vote. It's the F.B.I. who tells everybody how to vote.

Y sued the Fyre Festyval and all Y got was thys lousy T-Shyrt…

Avengers 4, Guardians 3, top of the 7th…

"Jargon monoxide" just made my week.

It's a modest octopus/scrod medely; its insouicence will bemuse your olefactory system…

Anne Bancroft?

Dostoevsky.
It isn't really one of his books; I just like typing "Dostoevski".

"Fuck Fuck Goose" was my favorite childhood game…

And the theme from "Gilligan's Island"…

The Muppets should consider the gig—no pay, but great exposure!

I have (I used to work for his literary agent). The premise was the same, but there were no significant scenes that ended up in the movie. To be fair, it was a long time ago, and apparently bourbon screws with your memory. I do remember Buchwald coming into the office the day they reached a settlement. He was…

You had one job! ONE! JOB!

Truly this is a win/win situation for sane people everywhere.

…sigh…a terrific comic and (from all accounts) a great guy…he was friends with Newhart for about fifty years, which shows you…something…

Wait…what?

Hitchcock's hand on the knife? According to Saul Bass, wasn't Hitchcock nowhere near the filming?

"Rififi", anyone?

Don't lean on me man, 'cause you can't afford the ticket down to Karl Marx City…