From these comments it is clear that Deadspin needs to cover rugby and footy more.

I can say this with absolute certainty, no afl player has ever been caught trying to fuck a dog.

Can’t wait to hear the punishment from Roger G’dell

It’s funny that one of these guys hid his shove behind a play-act of basketball and then ran to the ref to complain about a whistle, while the other one came straight at him and did not pretend to be doing anything other than shoving a motherfucker, and you think the one who did not bother to hide behind the rules…

If you rearrange the letters and leave out a lot of them and add an extra W, it says “I played for Washington in game two.”

Finally, somebody said it. Nobody cares about your struggles. Maybe don’t live in the antarctic.

“What is your name? And how do you spell that?”

Isaiah Thomas Will Beat You And Then Embarrass You

#NEVERFORGET

I think what they are alluding to is that after 6pm there’s Mormon than women out at the local bars.

The great thing about jazz is that if it starts getting boring, you can just play other notes.

I would be interested to hear how Clippers fans feel about this core. On the one hand, they’ve consistently underachieved and can play frustratingly bad basketball at key moments. On the other hand, they’re the fucking Clippers and if a team starts serving low-grade steak instead of shitting in your mouth, it seems…

British hooligan assaults younger brother of respected Ukranian politician.

Klitschko had a great run and deserves huge respect. He went out with the heart of a champ.

I always thought that 3 knockdowns in a match = automatic TKO. Guess you learn something new about CTE every day.

Great to hear Mauro lose his fucking mind again

His only accomplishment so far has been not trading up for Mitch Trubisky.

Wait, do you not want more Feinberg? She’s hilarious.

The word itself makes some men feel uncomfortable.

I can explain it, if you’d like. See, dong is a synonym for home run.