MVP! MVP! MVP!

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Directing Defense Secretary James ‘Mad Dog’ Mattis to draft a plan within 30 days to defeat ISIS.

It is infact, classical and pure shade.

As defined by Dorien Corey in Paris is Burning, shade is to make clear, that you’re not telling someone they’re ugly, because they already know it. We all know that Brock knows what Mr Brown meant.

SHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADEEEEEE

It’s not too early, I would merely add two further sets of quotation marks around the word Quarterback.

Eh, he’s right, it’s the most famous quote of the last 25 years of British football. Everyone knows who said it.

And that is on the long list of worst things about this situation. Having recently gotten into U.S sports and discovered a little more about our fuckwit owner is that now, even if we do change the manager, it’s likely to be the same but three to four places lower each year on the table.

Yeah, but we have stacks of cash. STACKS, he could maybe, buy them?

I don’t know, I hear that’s how other football clubs operate? I wouldn’t know, it’s been literally decades.

I DON’T CARE! EVEN IF THERE SHIT THERE WILL BE A CHANGE.

Sorry, that was a bit extreme. I just want to feel again.

You know what, I was disappointed when they Spursed it up last year. It meant that nothing changed again and we’d get the same season this year again. ALL I WANT IS A CHANGE.

Eh, if Arsenal’s suppport was a pro wrestler he’d be Troopz, he is our worst excesses exaggerated for a pop.

He’s not fucking wrong though, predictability of the Arsenal kind takes all the stakes out of support. 7 1st round exits in a row on the back of 14 seasons in a row finishing 3rd or 4th with last years hilarious…

Welp they have for the last three years. That was a dream that turned out to be a bitterly ironic reality.

Clearly the man had issues tissues.

I think in this case it was fun to watch one off and potentially a fun wrinkle to add to Rugby Union, so long as the tactics inherent weaknesses are enforced. That is, there has to be space for the scrum half to move into, if it’s totally blocked backwards by a non-rucking team there needs to be space forwards.

Otherwis…

Theoretically thats what they should of done, however the ref failed to enforce the required gap between the tackled player and the man recycling the ball meaning there was no space for give and go’s. Italy could almost hold hands around Danny Care which is illegal.

I think this was a fun tactic one off, but refs will…

Isn’t their nose exactly the same as Mercedes?

I... is it because it’s shiny?

EH!

Oh well, whatever, I’m happy there’s going to be lots of colour on this years grid and that’s really all that matters to me as far as liveries go.

Eh, I think it’s just that Redbull’s livery is boooooooring now.

Although their “reveal” of the RB13 was hilarious, if it doesn’t turn up in Barca tomorrow without new wings, barge boards, floor, diffuser, intake guides, turning vanes and all sorts of swishes and flicks I will eat my hat.

Or drink a Redbull.

I never thought the worlds fastest fizzy drinks can would be a desirable aesthetic but, eh, what do I know.

I LIKE THE NOSE! It’s unique and interesting solution and the more variety on the grid the better. If anything I’d prefer it if areas like the nose had scope for larger variations. Anything, ANYTHING to stop F1 cars from looking spec. Cause spec is crep.

I do not like the forehead, as far as I’m concerned the only…

Yeah sure, it sounds hilarious now, back then it was torture. And just like in F1 the FIA or I guess you’d have to call them “teachers” couldn’t wait to ban any and all cool shit we found. Beyblades, BAN HAMMER, flashy yo yo’s with awesome ball bearings, THATS A BANNING, it never stops bae125. You watch out bae125,…