The intro is so long that by the time you’ve hummed through it all, you’ll likely be done and your watch ended.

I skimmed through this, but I didn’t see the step where you hum the theme song through the entire process.

The battle for King’s Landing is underway. The three dragons are dominating the fight, wreaking havoc and destruction without any signs of stopping. The Lannisters are in a dire situation, with their ridiculous ballistas failing to hit the nimble dragons. The last ballista remaining that hasn’t been burned to a crisp…

Your mother-in-law was a good woman.

“You’re selling custom Mylar balloons of your original character Blonic the Hedgehog when Disney comes knocking on your door with a cease and desist. What are your rights?”

I wish they could sell official Pikmin mini figures for terrariums:

Unless you pronounce GUI as JEWWY, get the fuck outta here with your JIF nonsense.

Any advice on how to properly season it for a vegan household? We bought one from Target years ago, but things constantly stick.

Any advice on how to properly season it for a vegan household? We bought one from Target years ago, but things…

I missed that part, but it further adds to my confusion on how some farm raised are good, and some are bad. I guess the specifics vary fish to fish.

At any rate, thanks for pointing out what i missed.

...but then how can you have any pudding?

“Please keep your opinions to yourself and just report the things I like.”

Rock Climbing?

I enjoyed your story. That’s why you tell it.

False: ordering extra sauce will not get you more cheese.

Always relevant: