noobedward
RadicalEdward
noobedward

You could equally be describing life with toddlers as life with pets.

Canned beer: Pabst Blue Ribbon - it’s cheap and doesn’t taste horrible. You should be able to find a half case for about $10. Pound two of them in quick succession. That will help you get over any reservations you have about the taste and help you drink the other 12.

Your dog apparently doesn’t have ready access to copious amounts of rabbit poop. That stuff is like Skittles to a dog.

Well, my dogs don’t eat their feces so that isn’t a problem. And neither one of them lick. It took forever for me to get them to understand the idea of “kisses” and all they do is air kiss. Just a little nose bus on their part. No tongue :P

It’s Optional. He cannot Escape from it. You could always ask them to Delete it, or just End it, but he cannot Help it.

It’s Optional. He cannot Escape from it. You could always ask them to Delete it, or just End it, but he cannot Help

Shouldn’t this story have popped up in the lower right corner of my screen five times?