"Michael Mando’s performance here ought to get him an Emmy nomination. His Nacho is the character I now most want to escape this closed circuit of disaster, like Jesse in Breaking Bad."

This just made me sad thinking about Anton Yelchin.

Nationals of the seven countries singled out by Trump have killed zero people in terrorist attacks on U.S. soil between 1975 and 2015.

"Yeah but then we'd get the chair."

"Ratboy?! I resent that!"
"Bart! I told you before, stop gnawing on the drywall."

Ahh my fault, sorry I'm riled up. Didn't mean to be a dick.

What are you talking about? They're the two most popular religions in the world I'm not making it a fucking wrestling PPV just stating a fact. It's kind of important when our insane President seems intent on painting the entire religion as a small minority of it's members.

He is going to go to war on the entire Islam religion. It feels inevitable at this point. Just look at what he's saying. He still thinks that banning 7 arbitrarily selected countries which don't include any of the countries where the 9/11 hijackers were from will protect us. And he's using the tragedies in England as…

2.2 to 1.6 billion, I stand corrected. Second most popular religion in the world. Still if there are 1.6 billion terrorists out there we are FUCKED.

It should be noted that he Tweeted about the fucking travel ban BEFORE Tweeting out support for the victims and their families.

It's a miracle these people can log into their computers to spew their vitriol. It's also a miracle they can drive to work without getting hit by a car or punched in the face.

I am very worried with this influx of terrorist attacks what the response is going to be from a group of people who chant "CNN is ISIS". I mean just judging by my Facebook feed it's ahh not so great. These people think radical jihadists represent the majority of the members of the most popular religion in the world.…

That is the problem because Louis and Bill Burr get away with it and even work it into their acts because they're funny! Maher isn't.

Dude you're acting like your taste in movies is superior based on fucking Paranormal Activity being a "tense, atmospheric" horror movie. That's a really strange thing to get condescending about. Fuck off already.

The House of the Devil is one of my favorite horror movies ever made and that's like 95% suspense. I thought the VVitch was fucking fantastic and same with that. Get off your high horse, Paranormal Activity is a shitty, not at all scary movie.

I've never seen a comedian so contemptuous of his audience before. It's like if a band played a new song and got no response so the lead singer started yelling "OH FUCK OFF! THIS IS BRILLIANT STUFF AND YOU PEONS JUST CAN'T HANDLE IT!"

How is it untrue that he mocked a reporter's disability?

…you don't need to be hard to give or receive a rimjob.

Yeah, I'm sure if Marco Rubio mocked a disabled reporter he would have been treated the same. Give me a fucking break. Howard Dean's political career nosedived literally because he got overexcited at a rally. Trump said Obama "founded ISIS", refused to decry the support of the KKK and was on tape bragging about sexual…

Lol that's the worst defense of Paranormal Activity I've ever heard. Especially given it's ending.