Ha! They haven't change a bit, have they?!

Luckily I grew up and achieved my goal of becoming a caterpillar after four years at Bovine University.

I wish I could just…wish away my feelings!

With the NBA and NHL Playoffs it's too much to keep up with. Tonight I had to postpone The Americans until 11 because of the Celtics.

"You know that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts!"

I spent the majority of my childhood thinking the creator of The Simpsons really looked and behaved that way. I was a dull boy, Billy.

Yes, the Simpsons have come a long way since an old drunk made humans out of his rabbit characters to pay off his gambling debts.

"They got a see through grand piano. What else do you need to know?"

Philip's reaction to hearing the news about Paige and Matthew made me laugh out loud.

Not since Abe Simpson has the word "sex" sounded so unappealing.

I always thought she was one of the most realistically depicted teenage characters on TV and at first thought it was just a small group of people who seemed to have a Dana Brody level of hate for her. I was surprised to find out that that group was actually much larger. I never really understood the hate. I think that…

They did go out of their way to talk about how much she knows about sports. They didn't mention college sports specifically but that's just more aide the side that it was intentional on the part of the writers (that plus their insane attention to detail about EVERYTHING). No sports nut would ever refer to Indiana as…

I'm not sure about that but I also didn't read it as Dennis did as "intentionally fumbling" since all trying to get closer to Deirdre on a personal level would do is drive her further away and for the sake of his work there I don't know what sense him doing that makes. I saw it as Philip's increasing "neediness" in…

Whoa, "nondescript and ineffectual"?! I like Aderholt! He's got a smooth, laconic charm about him and is MUCH less annoying than Amador.

Oh my God the "sportsball" thing drives me crazy. YES I'M AWARE I'M ROOTING FOR MILLIONAIRES PLAYING A CHILDREN'S GAME. IT ENTERTAINS ME, I DON'T GIVE YOU SHIT ABOUT POKEMON GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE.

I know you aren't hating on EMOTION right now. People don't praise Carly Rae Jepsen for her lyrics they praise her for making infectious, catchy as fuck pop music.

"Oh shit it's been a whole paragraph and I haven't mentioned Trump!"

I don't get the Winehouse comparison at all. Like her or not Amy Winehouse didn't make completely disposable pop music. And that isn't a dig at pop music or anything just Meghan Trainor makes music that isn't meant to be taken too seriously. I'm not sure how anyone could listen to "Back to Black" and compare it to…

It's usually MRA's who think Skyler is the real villain who can't get out of the way and let the guy make bank for his family even though Gilligan literally spelled it out for them with the reveal that he had made more money than they could spend in ten lifetimes and again in the finale by having Walter say he had…

7 seems awful high for Melissa Joan Hart in 2017.