Seriously. He could have roasted her with this. But “I never want any problems with anybody in the world”? I want to be that kind when I grow up.

I feel bad that OBJ was dragged into all of Lena Dunham’s unnecessary drama. He really seems like a sweet dude who just wants to live his life and enjoy his Instagram.

This is the perfect response for how much it’s gonna burn her attention-seeking ass up.

See, I love me some drugs and Coke always was the most meh to me. I mean, if someone offers me free cocaine I won’t scoff at it but I won’t typically seek it out BC for the price the high you get is kinda negligible. It also does make it hard to pee and completely messed with your stomach and you will have gross…

Agree. This is one of the most insane transformations I’ve ever seen. It freaks me out. It felt like it happened so suddenly too.

Kylie’s complete and total face and body transformation is SO SO BIZARRE to me?! I mean obviously I know plastic surgery is A Thing but I don’t think I have ever seen someone look so completely like different person (of, it must be said, an entirely different ethnicity)— I wonder if it is because she started getting…

DailyMail has the photos of the first sighting and she looks smug as hell

Man ok but I think that ensemble is dope as hell.

See, to me it reads like they just left it outside in a fucking pile somewhere. A sanitation worker for the convention center probably thought it was a bunch of trash and just threw it out.

2016 is like if The Onion scripted an NBC sitcom. This whole thing is so bizarre.

Trump is a cheap bastard. He has no problem ripping off kids and veterans. He's a terrible businessman if he can't honor his promises.

So...she wanted the relationship to be more Loki.

I don’t know, but YOU LEAVE KETCHUP OUT OF THIS.

Oh my gosh, 3 months of dating is almost like no time at all if you’re not famous. You’re dating just long enough to discover the other person doesn’t like cheese on their hamburgers and GIRL THAT IS WHEN YOU KNOW IT IS OVER.

A contract simply doesn’t mean what it used to, I guess.

Not sure where I read it (the review was posted in a sea of others on Rotten Tomatoes) but a reviewer really tried to drive home how rape-y this movie was, and how truly cavalier they treated the scene. I had been mildly interested in watching it because I like horror, but after reading that I was shocked at the…

I’ve actually read a lot about why most successful comedians are left-leaning (Jon Stewart, Colbert, Al Franken, The Onion, the entire writing cast of Simpsons, etc. etc.). A lot of it has to do with the fact that liberal-minded people are far more likely to end up with a career in the arts (and comedy/writing…

Watching conservatives try to be funny is always painful. Why is that?

I hate her too, but telling her to kill herself in front of millions seems a bit much.