This is why you don’t invade Russia during winter.

unless the black hole sucks up their bloodsucking private equity execs i’m not sure it’d solve the problem

Florida is America’s America.

I manage a movie theatre. Every once in a while, we will have someone complain and tell us that we’ve lost their large amount of business for one reason or another. I tell them ‘I’m sorry,’ and in a sense I am. I don’t WANT any customer to have a bad time. But in my head I’m thinking ‘you have no idea how little the…

A perfectly cromulent analysis.

This chart looks like an aquarium with a dead fish on the bottom left.

disagree. There are redeeming qualities to Australia. 

...Head coach Brian Flores ran some kind of Bizarro World two-point conversion pass that Kenyan Drake actually ennobled by dropping.

I don’t think so, Jerry just loves an ass-kisser and Jason Garret is the ass-kissingest ass-kisser who ever kissed an ass.

Splinter’s feed should be updated to just be a black hole as well.

I mean, ACAB. The comfortable ones and the uncomfortable ones alike, because they’re all either murdering people or providing cover for the murderers.

You obviously have no clue that stupid police forces are the preferred default. Stupid cops are easier to manipulate and are more likely to perform immoral actions because they’re convinced otherwise. Sadly, I’m not kidding. Police forces seek out the lesser intellectually inclined, arguing they do this because smarter…

Fuck the police. Jeez.

This woman got a medal of valor...for killing someone who was potentially shoplifting at Walmart.

Then, she allegedly shot Simek twice in the back and buttocks as she ran away.

It was discussed yesterday in Splinter comments but the owner of the websites decided there would be no discussion on Splinter itself or on any other website they own. They’re hoping we forget it existed.

I didn’t know Spirit Airlines also did cruises!

Famously disappointed cruiseship passengers.