‘They’re talking about us again! That’s good right??’

Come hell or high water, he’ll fit his chonky ass in that box or squeeze through some tiny opening!  Maru cracks me up!

HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO MARU IS???

Fuck Virginia!  Shit-ass state.

If you want good yet terrifying reads, read books on sailors sailing boats alone through the Southern Ocean, like ‘Godforsaken Sea’ by Derek Lundy or ‘A Race Too Far’ by Chris Eakin. They race by themselves around the world and if they step onto land anywhere outside of the starting/finishing point they’re…

WHATABOUT WHATABOUT WHATABOUT HUR HUR HUR.

Shine your shoes sir? SIR??

So they love Mexican food, but not the Mexicans who came up with the food, cook the food, and serve the food??  Oh right, these are Republicans, hypocrisy know NO bounds for these ghouls.

BEST ONE!!

The best one is clearly ‘Inconvenience store’

As someone who was raised by a single hard working mom, it’s totally fine when you need you time. Kids get embarrassed about silly things (I did when I was a youth) but once they get a little older they won’t remember that. They’ll remember how you were always there for them and that they could rely on you, and that…

Examples please! C’mon smart guy, tell us what is and what isn’t racist then.

Hey! I had nothing to do with those shenanigans!

‘Hell is other qb’s.’

I’ve always been curious why teams keep on treating their qb’s like that.  Use the damn running back!  That’s his job!  And I totally agree with you, Cam’s gotten beat up for too long and Rivera trying to cut back on that is too little too late.

You wrote this:

What an odd post.  If prescription drugs work for you without turning you into an addict that’s great, but not sure why you’re talking shit about weed smokers or people who turned into addicts.

UPDATE: according to the BBC that schmuck ‘judge’ was fired from his tennis gig!  Good!!

Counterpoint: fuck the Cowboys!