Never heard of sarcasm huh?

HOW DARE AN AUTOMOTIVE WEBSITE THAT I FREQUENT DAILY PUBLISH THE RESULTS OF AN F1 RACE LIKE THEY DO AFTER EVERY RACE BEFORE I’VE HAD A CHANCE TO WATCH IT SINCE I’M TOO LAZY TO GET UP EARLY TO WATCH IT??!!!1!1!!

Ohhhh well that makes it alllll better then!

I always read it as ‘Sausage’ and I always will.

Every three hours?? Holy shit!

You ain’t wrong!

When I was a youth I used to drink a mixture of milk and apple juice. I especially enjoyed it once the milk was curdled.

He was in college and was curious.  Nothing wrong with that!

That IS Roxanne.

Unfortunately, that’s the American Way. If you’re not doing what you’re ‘supposed’ to be doing, be it as a boy or girl when you’re young, you’re ostracized. My mom was a ballet teacher and I took many classes with her. I still love to dance, and I’ll dance at any chance I get.

Shifting gears at 7,000rpms +! Wow!

Hey!  Lots of people go to college for seven years!

Yup you sound like a BMW driver alright. Figures.

So do you work for Tesla, do you own a Tesla, or do just looooooove Elon Musk a little too much? Why would you get so bent out of shape about someone else’s dislike?

I been playing Far Cry 5, finished it two days ago, and let me just vent for a second by saying FUCK THE ENDING!!

Nice bald spot, RedHot!

He sounds like a Libertarian schmuck with his ‘extremes on both sides’ statement. What a fucking loser.

He’ll never be able to taco ‘bout it ever again.

Just once I’d like to see a player lay out one of these asshole umps.  I know that’s a horrible thing to say, but they’re soooooo fucking sensitive!

You are SO CANADIAN, eh!!