Being anti-fascist is being a piece of shit?  So, you’re pro-fascist?

Those folks just got Freedom Holes, so no biggie!

NEW YORK CITY????

Jesus Christ, if Zion is fat, then I must be a beached fucking whale!

Every F1 race you schmucks come out of the woodwork complaining about Jalopnik doing its job. How about this?

I love all of them.

I am absolutely LOVING this tire fire!!

I refuse to believe the Mets weren’t somehow involved.

He’s gonna get bitten by a moose if he isn’t careful!

Yeah but the videos of people being stupid are so rewarding!

They’re just going to rasta-fy him by 10%.

+1 Get to the choppah!

Maybe he’ll ‘retire’ from international competition again!

He just mad because he can’t win shit with his country, whereas in the shit Spanish League he’s seen as Jesus 2.  Fuck him.  Crying ass titty baby.

Good!  Fuck Messi!

Goodness!  There are some cars that I just find SO DAMN SEXY and this new Porsche is one of them!  It looks amazing, and I don’t mind the new sound!  Can’t wait to see this car in all of the fun liveries it usually rocks!

The Dutch press mentions quite often how the mens team should be more like the ladies, but no one is writing anything negative. Or at least not that I’ve been reading anyway!  If anything, everyone thought they would’ve been eliminated already, so De Leeuwinnen being in the final is a nice surprise!

That’s funny, I read Dutch newspapers and I’ve seen absolutely nothing about this negative press you’re talking about. You reading Algemeen Dagblad, De Telegraaf, or maybe De Volkskrant? Where did you read that? Because I’ve only seen positive stories and everyone is embracing De Leeuwinnen.

FRIES WITH DELICIOUS MAYO FOR EVERYONE!!!

Whoever’s putting tears in my eyes, CUT IT OUT!