Oh I was absolutely shocked!  Which is funny to me since I was such a douchebag bike rider back then!  Granted, I’m still an absolute douchebag, but now when I ride I try not to be too much of a raging asshole.  I save that for when I’m stuck behind some asshole from Virginia on 270 going 10 miles below the speed…

Nah I just got a little smarter about running red lights and avoiding the police.  I still ran red lights, but I started looking around first.  And I rang that bell like it was going out of style!  Magary would’ve absolutely killed me if he’d seen/heard me in NYC!

Oh you CAN get a ticket on a bicycle! I sure as fuck did! Granted, the cops pulled me over for running through three red lights (yeah yeah go fuck yourself I was a messenger at the time so I definitely gave NO fucks) but noticed I did not have a bell. So I got a choice of getting a ticket for running three red lights,…

Now that’s fantastic ball busting! How drunk did you get to celebrate the Pool Boys getting second?

Please tell me you guys sign it like that Never Walk Alone song!

L-O-L at all the crybabies bitching about SPOILERS.

We need to rasta-fy him by 10 percent.

I’m just here for the tittybabies complaining about the Pool Boys, because it’s funny they get so worked up about it, and I love some good ball busting!

Should I therefore be made fun of??

These fucking assholes are ALWAYS here. ‘It’s just a joke dude’, ‘If she want to be harassed, she should’ve stayed home’, or my ‘favorite’, ‘That’s a woman??’

Curious to see if the Uber-dick suckers will be here in the comments excusing this fucking loser and his abysmal behavior.  (Yes they will.)

What a random picture!  Halfvolle Melk!  Only klootzakken drinken halfvol man!  Als het niet vers van de koe is, dan is het niks!

Ahahahahahah!!  FUCK Uber!!

Lived there, it fucking SUCKS.

It follows you around the room, man!!

That’s....that’s a real name??

+1 HGH

I don’t know how to pronounce her name proper, but the way it’s spelled seems like she’s part of the Wu-Tang so I say her name like the RZA and GZA. Damn, those three should make an album together and call it SZARZAGZA.