You!  I like you!  That is hilarious you actually did it, I just think of it when I get stoned!

If you made coffee using coffee instead of water, would it be extra coffee-y or would be the brewing process neutralize the caffeine in the coffee/water?

Don’t leave us hanging!  Did the heifer get fucked up??

Yeah but Switzerland cares about its citizens, America does not.

Always a food poisoning truther!

GIMME SOME OF YOUR TOTS NAPOLEON!

There’s another one of these movies? Uhhh, great? 

Hi Olivia!  Got free time today to make comments, bitch?

Dlisted is misogynist! AHAHAHAHAHA!!

Sounds like your judgmental ass has never read Deadspin, but of course you’re here at Jezebel, sounding EXACTLY like a Jez commenter and defending the celebrity.

Whoa whoa whoa, I was told I could make baseless statements on the internets!  Is this not true anymore??  I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!

You know how you don’t lose games?  Don’t give up five goals, you dumb fucking yokels!  But sure sure sure, blame the officials and not your teammates.  Fuck outta here!!

Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive!

Who has worse teeth though? BritishLand or Florida?

What do you mean, ‘you people’??

Those are all the same dude.  Might want to get that checked out!

+1 Screaming Grinder into the abyss

That was awesome! Reminds me a bit of this:

They took it down, here it is again!!