No no no, at some NYC pizza joints you can get the Jamaican beef or chicken patties, which are delicious!  Should’ve been more clear, but I was hiiiiiigh when I remembered that delicious combination!

Ok real stoner talk: If you live in NYC, go to your local pizza joint, get a cheese slice, get a beef patty, have the dude heat them both, then put the beef patty on the slice and BOOYAH delicious snack!  

Go suck some cop dick, fuckface.

I don’t know why but I love shit like this!

BYE LITTLE BOY!! Play with fire, get burned.

Don’t forget Dijon mustard on hamburgers!

Every year the Mets out-Mets themselves, and I’m glad to see the initiative they’re taking and starting the Mets-ing nice and early.

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

Hold on, they’re taking a bus to Fla??

Always amazing!

I mean, you can smoke tough in the parking lot at the Rainiers ballpark and then drink beers and enjoy some beisbol!  All without getting fucking stuck on that rat bastard I-5!

Ohhhhh Boston College.

Sounds like the French diet alright.

Proper response!

What year ‘Stang you drive, bro?!!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!

YOU KNOW WHY.

Oh cool, I had no idea!  Learning RULES!!