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ORANGE!
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That dude was building walls before it was cool.

From one old man to another: nobody gives a shit what you think. ‘Millenial writers’ do not give a shit what you they should do in regards to their work. If this writing style confuses/irritates you, why are you here?

I want both and I’d paint them both BRIGHT orange.

I know what I have.

Whatever ‘jade eggs’ the US military is selling, I don’t want any thanks!

How dare you besmirch Roisin Conaty’s name with your bullshit?  Fuck off.

Because they want to have sex with her.

He just has a wide stance, ok??!

‘Nice’ to see the Faux News party line being expressed here.  Shouldn’t you be ironing your white sheets for your next meeting?

He was wearing my Harvard tie! As if he went to Harvard!

Hellcat.  In a minivan.

The man just wanted some eye-talian bread!  Sheesh!

YES YES YES I NEED THIS TRAINWRECK IN MY LIFE!!!!

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Yes!! SABBATH!!! One of my favorites is this one:

Water polo.

He’s just helping her conceive, man!

I was talking about my rug.

It’s when your mom walks past in cold weather.

Get your asses to Mars!!