He was wearing my Harvard tie! As if he went to Harvard!

Hellcat.  In a minivan.

The man just wanted some eye-talian bread!  Sheesh!

Reminds me of this great album,

YES YES YES I NEED THIS TRAINWRECK IN MY LIFE!!!!

Yes!! SABBATH!!! One of my favorites is this one:

Water polo.

He’s just helping her conceive, man!

I was talking about my rug.

It’s when your mom walks past in cold weather.

Get your asses to Mars!!

‘Back then’.

(I might’ve been REALLLLY high and was laughing at all the different bird shapes.  This seagull looked like his unibrow the most to my stoned ass!)

That fish is stupid.

A lot of words to sucks some MAGA dick, fuckface.  

Uhh there are NO stupid scenes in The Room!

Oh hell yes!!  Those guys deal with absolute wackos!  The meltdowns are always so amazing.

Russian dash cam videos are my personal crack. I’ve spent HOURS watching them, cackling like a fool!