YES YES YES I NEED THIS TRAINWRECK IN MY LIFE!!!!

Yes!! SABBATH!!! One of my favorites is this one:

Water polo.

He’s just helping her conceive, man!

I was talking about my rug.

It’s when your mom walks past in cold weather.

Get your asses to Mars!!

‘Back then’.

(I might’ve been REALLLLY high and was laughing at all the different bird shapes.  This seagull looked like his unibrow the most to my stoned ass!)

That fish is stupid.

A lot of words to sucks some MAGA dick, fuckface.  

Uhh there are NO stupid scenes in The Room!

Oh hell yes!!  Those guys deal with absolute wackos!  The meltdowns are always so amazing.

Russian dash cam videos are my personal crack. I’ve spent HOURS watching them, cackling like a fool!

So if the USA is the ‘Land of the Free’, why the fuck should anyone HAVE TO stand for the national anthem? What part of freedom states that we HAVE TO stand up?

See I want the actual cat, the tracked digger is fun to operate but my apartment would be too cramped!  Gimme the kitty!!

Sounds like she trying to get that Faux News money! Watch, she gonna be a special guest on soon with this ‘nuanced’ opinion of a rapist.

Daaaaaamn! And I thought me drinking out of a beer that someone had used as an ashtray with floating cigarette and all was bad!