Hold on. You’re telling me that right-wing and conservative don’t go together? Are you for real? Can I have some of that obviously quite potent weed you’re smoking on? Because you’re fucking delusional. Like a true conservative/right-winger.

+1 summer in a caravan

Damn it!

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Who Dead!

Seems like the kind of ‘lady’ who only eats Freedom Fries, none of that pussy French fry bullshit for her! ‘Murica!

Have two female cats, can confirm. My Girls love me, and that’s about it.

My two Girls are like that. They like me, and no one else! Silly kitties!

Almost death by Snuu-Snuu for you!

....But the only reason shit happened was because of the test. Which obviously went awry. So this one time, it wasn’t a routine test, it was a goshdarned catastrophe! A stubborn supervisor refusing to listen to underlings, and BOOYAH, nuclear problem!

Go on...

If you could just go ahead and add some more tiny wings, that’d be great.

That was the style at the time.

Divorce time. What a fucking child. Good luck with that!!

ALSO, RICKY BOBBY!! IF YOUR NOT FIRST YOUR LAST!

SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT, PEOPLE!!

...sooo what has Christine done to earn the name?

+20 years sailing

NRA moneeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!