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Listen, Republican, you keep using long run on sentences trying to explain why Grid Girls are SUPER important to F1. You have failed in giving any kind of real example except for that they make your penis hard and that since this is pissing off Libs, it makes you happy.

Ohhh so you’re saying you don’t watch F1 for the car racing, you watch it for the women who are sexually harassed next to the cars. Got it. Well, I know all I need to know about you, don’t I?

Most car insults seem to revolve around masculine insecurity.

Ooooh your car is VERY nice!! Keep doing you, fuck other people’s dumb opinions!

Only starring this because of the black cat!

So them getting sexually harassed is a-ok with you then? An American tradition, if you will?

LEARN HOW TO SPELL, YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

‘impact the sport’.

You saying that Black side of the family is the problem? Am I reading that correctly?? And people starred your shit?? Sounds kinda racist dog...

To fit in in New York, we must dress like New Yorkers!

That Becky is just jealous of Ms. Markle’s charisma, looks and talent. Fuckin’ racist scum.

He probably called them cunts drunkenly and that wasn’t received well. Americans are sensitive about cunt, unlike the Irish. I wonder if the Irish like moist, too?

Fuck I forgot that that loser Arena is the USMNT coach! Obviously it makes sense to go to Mexico when the US is such a tire fire right now. US is not in the World Cup, they got a bag of regurgitated puke as head coach, there is no urgency, and the execs give no fucks.

GUMBO GUMBO GUMBO!!!

He is Mormon.

He should’ve been rocking one of them beard-nets for safety!!

That stone texture just made me bust out laughing! That’s hilarious!! I thought you meant you Gulf liveried it up, but then BAM! the stone surprise got me good!! Too funny!

I’m deleting mine as I’m commenting. Fuck this!

Fuck yeah Diana!! No jokes or nothing from me, I’m a big fan of your writing and this piece was a fantastic read! I should’ve left for the DMV a while ago, but this was too good to stop reading.