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so if the Janis project comes to fruition, can we expect Amy Adams to get an Oscar? Hollywood seems to *love* conventionally beautiful women 'going ugly' to get an award.

I wonder if there is a guy in Sweden who now can only speak English and thinks his name is Michael Boatwright and now lives in Florida. They just need to retrace their steps and go back to the place they wished they could swap their lives and both at the same time yell, "I wish I had my old life back" This happens all

wish I could wake up speaking swedish so i could go work there and actually make a decent living...

Whatever man, Sweden is an incredible country. That is, if you don't mind high taxes and brutal winters.

This is actually a real thing. It's extremely rare, and most people will wake up speaking in another accent and a language they've never studied flawlessly. There's no real explanation for it, although it almost always follows severe head trauma. One of my roommates in Finland was a medical student and had seen 2

That's a Norwegian letter, the Swedish spelling would be Björn...

He lived in Sweden off and on for 20 years.

Are you kidding me? This is fantastic. He used to be so much more coy about himself, but lately he's ALL sparkle and sass.

Oh I hate them, but I'll not send any hatred towards a baby. That's never a good look. Baby North and I are cool until she does something I don't like. Which, if she's on the Willow Smith track, should be in about 13 years.

Sure. That's totally what a ghost would say; that and Boo.

He did not connect Twilight fans to fatness is any way. He was talking about Perez Hilton. He also didn't call them sad. It's probably the most dishonest Dirt Bag headline in months.

Why do people not wear underwear? I feel so gross without them. Am I missing something?

Believe it or not, Pattison has done more that play a sulky pervert who sparkles, and he's not obligated to have a high view of some shitty Mormon Porn or its dumbass fans.

I've come to love R-Patz. He is kind of funny in a really awful, mean way. Plus I love the fact that no one hates Twilight more than fucking Edward Cullen.

We all remember where we were the last time we found Val Kilmer attractive.

I liked Batman Forever, but only because that was the last time I found Val Kilmer attractive.

yeah but Heath could act. BIG DIF

MY BOY ROBIN'S WICKET SMAHT.

EXCUSE ME? If anything, Matt is Ben's better half.