Did you see him in the Borgias? He was pretty cute in that, too.

Keep watching. The second gen is my favorite, I think, and the storyline is more fucked up than you could possibly imagine. For serial.

:P I know you know, I'm just giving you a hard time/feeling sorry for myself. But, thank you. I don't understand how it works at all. Maybe I need to go get a bunch of cronuts and send them to Gawker HQ with a post-it detailing my Kinja info...

But...but...some of us aren't trolls. :(

What is the story? :(

hahaha oh my goddd I am in love

My favorite is the pain au chocolat aux amandes. That shit is seriously sublime.

Calling out your ridiculous comments for what they are is not in fact trolling. You seem unfamiliar with the term, and unfamiliar with how forums work. If you're going to post repeatedly in an incredibly condescending fashion, you should not be surprised when you receive responses in kind. Like, what? I'm sorry you…

You are a charmer.

Weird, I didn't know pastry chefs used lox as an ingredient. The more you know.

You are indeed "condescending and obnoxious." At least we're all on the same page, here.

So you having a food handler's card (one of the more idiotic, simplistic tests I've ever taken in my life) makes you an expert on food borne illness? Or do you have some other credentials? Because if you do, please feel free to share them. Do you have any published papers? Engage in any research?

LOX WILL KILL US ALL

Feel free to give what a shot? Lox? I've eaten a grip of lox and never gotten sick. There are an infinite amount of bad-meat-eating possibilities out there—pretending that one kind of protein is worse than another, or more dangerous than another, seems like some needless worry-wort shit, especially with the admittedly…

:P

Seriously. The other frightening thing in relation to Oregon is that the state "lost" all of the health records which would show just how many women were sterilized, and where. Oregon has a terribly racist history which white, liberal Portland loves to ignore.

TheAdlerian is a known troll—probably in your best interest not to engage.

This. When I'm around a group of people who all speak in a particular accent, I start taking that accent on against my will. It's not pretention if you can't help it.

Right, but you came into a post about New York specifically to talk about how much you dislike New York in a snarky one-liner fashion (even though you've never lived there, and seem fairly unfamiliar). You shouldn't be surprised commentators are taking you to task over that, nor should you hide behind the "I like…

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