All I think about is training. I want to train so hard that police have to arrest me when I lift weights because when I lift them I throw them into space and that is theft or at least destruction of property in many many states but my defense attorney also trains extremely hard so I usually get out of the charges and…
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Coincidentally, ‘a mile away’ is also how far the United States is from having a decent, non-bigoted human AGing
Not shitty training, finely honed racism.
I made this the other night because fuck this guy
Mom: Okay Derrick, make sure you’re washed up before dinner.
being lectured by someone who wasn’t even playing wasn’t received favorably.
Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.
Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.
Liberal academic elites, with their PhDs and whatnot. Just Gauling.
The same wind that prevented Baez’s HR from leaving the park (which it def. would have if it occurred earlier in the game) prevented Posey’s hit from becoming a HR.
No one cares about your academic scholarship, nerd. We’re talking about serious issues here, like kids buying school supplies in a grey area of rules set by a paternalistic, byzantine organization.
Playing college football is a privilege, not a right. If you can’t have the integrity to avoid illegally purchasing pencils for school, then you can’t be trusted to risk your long term health for the profit of your institution.
The squamous parasite steering him must be protruding its snorkel-like appendage for air.
TRUMP: America is a hellhole. Currently one of the worst countries on Earth. Only I can make it great again.
I eschewed “purple” just as I did the far more ostentatious Cirrus - Vive La Différence!
Rumor has it she’s partial to Porsche.
My highest sports fan aspiration is for the next Warriors/Heat matchup to produce the following headline:
*Mexico City Gaucho’s CF scales wall to rob a would-be homer*
He deliberately prevented impoverished minorities under his governance from recieving food aid, while providing it to white people.