My highest sports fan aspiration is for the next Warriors/Heat matchup to produce the following headline:

Nope!

*Mexico City Gaucho’s CF scales wall to rob a would-be homer*

He deliberately prevented impoverished minorities under his governance from recieving food aid, while providing it to white people.

Listening to Kasich talk about the blacks like:

I mean not to get hyperbolic but we’re now basically the best team in the league.

I could’ve told you this months ago. Me and my 15 year old friends only use Snap Chat to talk.

But it’s been a great week for guys who have killed and were on your fantasy team in 2010 (see: Harrison, Marvin).

Ding Dang Call-Your-Momma-The-House-is-on-Fire Mean Keen Green Beans with Cherry Fuck-You Sauce for Dippin’™

Wow. If voodoo economics can’t work in Louisiana...

I liked it better when college basketballs were pig heads and college basketball players were the shiny teeth guys from the new Mad Max and the rims were disembodied mouths that could only scream CHEDDAR! and the object was for the maniacs with shiny teeth to stuff the pig heads into the disembodied mouths so they…

I hear those things are awfully loud.

Here you go:

I’m in the industry and I can say that Tom’s write-up is excellent. The explanations could be more focused towards layman but without seeing the actual performance report he has included all salient information to judge a PE fund’s performance. The overall commercial real estate market may not have made a full…

Well, when it comes to Washington and violence with soccer players, there is always Hope.

The trail of blood wouldn’t have been so spread out if only Pappa, a longtime Sounder, had a cup to bleed in.

Of note: a capella possession is often scoreless

In my ideal imaginary America, they’d be isolated without food or water or wireless internet until they give up and go home, and once they get home they’d be served—peaceably, by bored and unarmed officials—with paper summonses to come answer to trespassing charges.

The solution to disproportionate responses by the government to persons of color is not to call for disproportionate responses by the government to white people. It’s to stop disproportionate responses against persons of color.