All the galaxy brain billionaire boot-lickers getting mad at me in the grays - I make more money than you and I spent the weekend finger-banging your sister and not knowing you exist.

“I’m not a baseball fan and don’t follow the sport”

My question is, can I get this without Alexa? I have one Sonos and would like to expand but I refuse to use Alexa/GoogleHub/Siri

There was a rumor last year some guys didn’t like him much despite Kerr’s comments made when they cut him, and then this year during the fairly tense Grizz/GSW game Casspi took a shot after the buzzer and missed and Klay was clearly enjoying that he missed and talking shit.

Didn’t Casspi get kicked off the Warriors last year for being an unlikeable shithead?

What they'll never write down but exists in practice is that immediately before the cereal punching the initiators piss in a mason jar and make the initiate chug.

Blazers trade 2 2nd rounders, Evan Turner, and Meyers Leonard (that’s roughly $27M) who says no?

This is likely the only joy Anfernee Simons will bring the Blazers, but I’ll take it.

Weird. In High School my a close friend and his girlfriend died in a 1996-ish Honda Del Sol during a head on collision. Had he been driving a 1996 Camry, or Bronco, or basically anything that wasn’t a tin can with an engine, they likely would have survived. I personally survived an accident that would have killed me…

They don’t just frown, it’s illegal to charge a markup on airport food at PDX. I fly between PDX/JFK every other week, but I fly Delta. My biggest complaint about lounges is that I am a Delta card-holder, and have Gold Frequent Flyer status, and I STILL have to pay to access the Delta lounge. Not that I do, I prefer…

Ignoring your stupid as fuck virtue signaling, Bourdain is/was a hero to everyone who has worked in a kitchen. Kitchen Confidential is probably the most widely read book in the food industry, regardless of your location or cuisine. People don’t like Bourdain because he was some sort of mechanism for reinforcing the…

After an evening of partying on the Fourth of July, we all went back to my friend’s house where we were camping in his backyard. He went into the house and brought out a plate of cookies and bagels and was standing on his porch giving them out when I screamed “Don’t eat those they’re poison!” and slapped the tray to…

The Side Street Inn is amazing. I was there last year for a week and ate there three times. It’s a dumpy looking bar with some of the best fried chicken and clams I’ve ever eaten. Plus they partnered with Rogue Ales on a custom beer you can only get in the restaurant.

They’ll deny it up and down but yeah, I’ve had it confirmed by people I trust. It’s like how that weird club in Britain that all the tories belong to makes you fuck the pig, once you do something that embarrassing you’ll do anything to keep that secret.

Shit, I AM a fraternity reject and it didn’t turn me into a piss-chugging racist.

The “Beating-In” also involves chugging the piss of everyone in your chapter while they slap you and make you name breakfast cereals. It is a deeply stupid and humiliating enterprise, top to bottom.

Counterpoint from an Oregonian. Fuck off. We don’t want or need you. Shit is full up. Go visit California or something like that.

Triano learned that play in Portland, where they used to run it for Nic Batum.

Seeing what veal looks like before it hits the plate is a really strong argument for not eating meat.

Skipper didn’t “polarize” ESPN. Our culture changed and ESPN changed with it, and one small (insinuation intended) segment of society is hell bent on punishing anyone who acknowledges this.