A guy on my morning bus does this EVERY DAY. He'd have been murdered months ago but he's built like a competitive bodybuilder and has several menacing tattoos, so we're all just waiting for MRSA or Hep C to do the job for us. The worst part is that he's singing praise music/devotionals.

I was at the game and we were sure that ankle was broken. It looked awful.

I have the same idiotic set-up and I use a regular sponge and a dilution of a product called goo-gone.

Nearly every public school teacher I've ever known has been an exemplary public servant who cares deeply about the success of their students. I don't care what their vaccine beliefs are because policy is set above them, and Oregon policy is mandatory vaccinations.

Hart is an asshole and a creep of the highest order. I've had the displeasure of his company a number of times, first during Occupy PDX and since then a number of times at rallies and bike events. He breezed into town, insinuated himself into the 'counter-cultural elite' around here, and quickly developed a cult like…

For about 2 weeks my name showed up on the Comcast website as 'difficult' after I called to complain that the $8/mo. modem rental fee was being charged despite my owning my own modem, having sent them proof I owned my modem, insisting I not be charged, asking for my wrongfully charged money back, etc. I called around…

wife, parents, and sister are public school teachers. Stay out of the Fucking thunderdome.

Yeah. Eugenic Nut-jobs are trying to ret-con legal abortion (as if abortion didn't exist because it was illegal) onto a fairly clearly established correlation established not just in the United States but in other countries that have made a similar change. Canada's crime rate fell in sync with ours, the UK took a bit…

He'd hold a pen, grin like he'd just had his scrotum electrocuted, and hiss with teeth clenched "goddamn mexicans"

Damn, did a chiropractor piss in your cornflakes this morning? I was in a bad car accident a couple of years ago, fractured vertebrae, broken ribs, etc. and my chiropractor was a million times more useful than my physical therapist. I mean, I was also getting therapeutic massage and had to swat away the dude with the…

Yeah my grandpa was tortured by post-polio syndrome after having it as a child. His left arm basically didn't work (he did a great John McCain impersonation) and when post-polio hit his arm withered and tucked up under his armpit, and within a year of the onset the hip and back pain was so bad he was in a wheelchair,…

We recently looked at enrolling my 2.5 year old son at a Waldorf pre-school, despite my objections about hippies. When we went for a school visit I loved the place. It's semi-rural and has a creek in the backyard and chickens and the kids play outside EVERY day even when it's raining out (I live in the PNW so that's…

That particular image didn't originate with the Coon Chicken Inn. I want to say it's a shoe polish ad? However, I'm terrified of the results of entering the necessary search strings to find the information I need. I really don't want Google Now popping up cards informing me there's a Skrewdriver show next week and…

We put haterade in the water. It's why we don't fluoridate.

The guy isn't stealing the Outbacks for scrapping, he just figured out that there are so many Subaru Outbacks in Portland that having master key is basically a meth-head Car2Go. he's just driving them from where he steals them to wherever he can buy drugs, dumping them, and stealing another for his next errand. He…

I love that man.

Nah, it's totally fine to shit all over the lesser hamlets of central Willamette Valley. Roseburg, Myrtle Creek, Sutherlin, Lebanon. If given the power I'd carpet bomb the lot of them and let spotted owls nest in their bones.

My mom worked at 'lil Sambos in the 80's, and one existed until only a few years ago on the Coast somewhere.

What small town are you from? I grew up in Hillsboro and Lake Oswego was similarly aspirational.

I have no idea what you're trying to do here. I can only assume you're from California moving up here to take advantage of our abundant water. We see you, moving into what used to be our lovely 'abandoned warehouse district' and jacking up home prices.