Yeah it’s slightly offputting honestly...

He wants to like kill everyone or something though doesn’t he?

WHAT’S THIS?

“He thinks about killing Joker every day, but once he started killing, he’d never stop, and his battle over the darkness in his own soul would be lost: “If I allow myself to go down into that place… I’ll never come back.”

To be fair, after looking at this photo:

Honestly the most important Joker story would be the time everyone saw his boner...

What’s the deal with calling me out on a post I haven’t even commented on yet?

What’s the deal with statutes of limitation?

Trump’s use of the phrase “perfect call” is such an interesting linguistic crutch.

It’s a transparent non-denial denial. “Perfect” doesn’t mean the same thing as appropriate, ethical, or above-board. Indeed, if the purpose of the call was to deliver a veiled threat to the new Ukrainian president (NARRATOR: It was) one…

Probably not a good time to ask him how the fuck he thinks an anti labor goon like Scalia is “draining the swamp” when you put him in as the Labor Secretary.

That was ... astonishingly incoherent, even for Trump. I can’t believe anyone thinks this man has sufficient mental acuity to tie his shoes, much less run a country. 

So he’s not a “real-life evil clown,” then, he’s a fake evil clown?

I woke up enough during my dental surgery to be aware of the drills and people talking. They had a hard time putting me under and I ended up sleeping through a whole weekend.  Good times! 

Lets replace real drumming from Bill Ward with fake drumming from a computer!  -someone in the office who thought it was a good idea.

Guess Matthew Vaugh has found his Resident Evil/Underworld equivalent. A dependably mediocre franchise that he can keep cranking out for a steady paycheck every 3-4 years, each film feeling like “wait didn’t that already come out?”

I wish I were half as smart as none shy.

you raise some very valid points, none shy. Thanks for your contributions to the reasonable discussion; i’ve got lots ot think about now <3

Nothing comes out of this guy’s mouth that doesn’t sound like a Gatorade ad. Nothing.

I’ve always thought The Rock is a tad conceited, but in a very charming way. Vin Diesel, however, is famously a massive D&D nerd and so he gets my vote as my favourite actor named after a natural substance. Well, technically Diesel is a *refined* natural substance, and it shows.

1897 is Victorian, not Edwardian.