Sounds familiar:

Are you enjoying Fall?

I’m reading a book right now that refers to the actual object of these dopes’ worship as Tactical Jesus.

Keep in mind that dumbasses who believe Jesus wrote the bible actually exist AND there seems to be a resurgence in “Christians” lately, its easier to assume that it isn’t a joke, but rather someone who honestly thinks that shit.  Also, your “10 commanders” comment had me do a double take, then chuckle.

Could God make a movie so shitty Eric Roberts wouldn’t star in it?

Is it just me, or do Will Smith and Martin Lawrence seem way too old for this shit?

For a while they stylized the title as Bad Boys For Lif3 and I fucking loved it.

They really screwed up the title.  I keep thinking that there is a Bad Boys 3 out there somewhere that I haven’t seen yet.

“I’ll live to see you eat that contract but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I’m going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamn SPINE” might rise above the rest because it is, aptly, a hilariously and unnecessarily long run-on sentence.

“Jesus told the guards, ‘do what you came for friend’. And that, being the signal Jesus’ commandos were waiting for, resulted in a barrage of gunfire from the nearby bushes into the Socialist Roman guards who had come to arrest him, slaughtering them wholesale, including the traitor Judas.

Someone needs to share this with Kevin Sorbo

She just founded a conversion camp in Idaho for overweight teenage lesbians.

The Stand miniseries was....NOT BAD AT ALL, especially considering network constraints at the time, and the fact that it’s (near inarguably) King’s magnum opus.

I remember only three things about The Lawnmower Man:

It is proper Eighties cheese and is Arnie at almost peak one-liner.

I think the opening sequence to The Stand where the camera tracks through Project Blue straight after it took the full brunt of the escaping Superflu all while being scored to Blue Oyster Cult’s Don’t Fear the Reaper is outstanding and they really should copy that bit as much as possible for any remake IMO.

Killian! SUB ZERO....NOW PLAIN ZERO.

The Lawnmower Man may be kinda ridiculous, but it’s provided my friends and I with a go-to bit of dialogue when one of us is struggling to find keys to get into a house.

Agatha Christie probably has a lot.