WOO! THE PRISONER!

Fuck, the color work is so good. I can’t look at it without drooling.

I want him to be wearing bell-bottoms.

FUCK YOU I NEED TO KNOW WHO MADE JOAQUIN’S SUIT!!!

The thing that infuriates me about all of this is that people are even calling this a comic book movie. It seems clear that these guys hates comic books, and comic book movies. The whole movie just comes off as cynical mockery of comic book storytelling.

Anyway, that’s just me personally.

Sorry man, but you were dead wrong. I spent the last 14 hour fact checking your claim that, “...A man does terrible things for realistic reasons” describes, what, a quarter of all movies?”

The number is, in fact, exactly 27.3% of all movies.

You were 2.3 percent off.

How does total failure feel?

Don’t forget, we’re also criticizing him for being male here.

I’m very worried that my fellow Irishmen are going to see this movie and be inspired to engage in a life of crime.

Oh wait, we’re all already criminals. All good.

Be honest with yourself, it’s the best description of everyone.

Including you.

Including me.

Male?

Oh wait, that’s too specific. :(

One can be attracted to brunettes, but not male brunettes. Being a male that would make one heterosexual. By the same reasoning, if one were attracted to all genders, but only very intelligent people, that would make one a sapiosexual.

I don’t really care one way or another, though, so whatever. If someone wants say,…

just gonna leave this here:

the politician in the shadow of the moon.

“Hey baby, wanna puck?”

Does this mean my idea for scissors with candy flavored blades is bad too?

I’m worried that someone won’t know this reference and ban you or something, haha.

Where would the line be drawn. Like, could I still wear Vulcan ears to go to a Star Trek?

Asking for a friend.

To be clear, I worry about a lot of things.

I don’t even know if it’s possible, but I have this moment of dread panic every time I turn the key in my ignition after I fill my truck up with gas that my vehicle is going to explode into a furious fireball.

It only happens at the pump, but it’s happened every time I’ve…

The guy dressed as Joker is probably just some dork. That clown there is definitely going to offer my son a handjob in the movie theater bathroom.

Can we just say, “dressed like a clown” in general?

I mean, honestly, I’d be more creeped out by this dude sitting next to me at comic book a movie than a guy dressed as the Joker:

I’m getting the impression that this lady doesn’t want to see this movie.