I will help this man accomplish his dreams.

What? I can’t hear you. Let me turn on my ears.

Laserface is one of the greatest posters in the history of the internet and I feel compelled to defend him or her.

Just start buying clearance meat at the bargain mart.

That poor kid, lol.

personally, i’d rather get laid when i’m young and die a few years earlier. enjoy your celibacy, you smelly fuck.

My son’s speech teacher informed my wife and I that kids are complaining about how he smells because it’s the last class of the day and it’s right after gym so I didn’t put on deodorant for the next couple of days and chased him around the house, shirtless, trying to rub my armpits on him yelling, “Do You Like This…

Imagine them marketing the thing as a total ironic disaster and then people show up and everything is perfect with five star accommodations, and people weeping and crying over how nice everything is.

This is the event that really solidified my perception of myself as “too old to get it.” I know there must be something to get, but no matter how hard I try and wrap my head around it I just don’t get this whole thing.

One of my close friends has a wife who’s like 15 year younger and the young lady was posting a bunch…

oh... that sounds like fun!

“i’m stoned and tired, brake lights leave trails like red hot wires, here comes the moon king with a midnight sunrise.”

No it isn’t!

top comment is partially determined by the number of replies. every time you respond, you make it stronger.

Nah, I literally just woke up five minutes ago and hit the wrong button. I even fixed it. Though, to be honest, I almost left it that way considering Cummings wouldn’t care. ;)

Whoa whoa whoa, Dowd’s a national treasure, go easy on him and read it more like an E.E. Cummings poem.

That’s unethical.

They would definitely fuck up Heart of Ice big time. Just imagine how upsetting it would be watching some big studio fuck up Heart of Ice. “Oh no, Batman’s gotta have a love interest! Can’t have a movie without a love interest!” I’m happy just watching the cartoon.

infinity.

I don’t care about the things I argue about, I only care about arguing. ;)

I’m a simple man, the only thing I really want from a Joker story is Batman showing up and thwarting his villainous schemes.

However, as a career shithead and professional troll I have to watch this movie so that I can argue online about it.

God, I hate myself. >_<

Indeed. I started off the trailer thinking, “ooo, this looks neat.” Then, the child narration started and I thought, “uh oh.” It didn’t get better.