I’d really enjoy a totally gender-swapped version of 70's “slap the hysterical woman” Bond who fucks male models until they can’t help but fall in love with her and betray their loyalties, and a female super villain who does shit like drop her scanty-clad male sex slave into a vat of sharks and shit.

Go ahead an camp…

I guess, if I have a serious take on it, I’d have a problem with an intelligent Asian man fighting for the British government instead of against it considering the UK’s history of colonialism in Asia. It’s like someone suggested Jameela Jamil earlier in the comment section, and as much as I’d enjoy the movie, seeing a…

Man, I can’t wait to watch this. It sounds awesome.

Exactly.

I, for one, imagine the perfect Bond to be a Frankensteinish multicultural creation composed of body parts from every race, religion, creed, gender, and non-gender designed to be the perfect spy, able to blend in everywhere and nowhere. A true super human of demographic universality, beyond reproach from the internet…

they could do away with the first name altogether and go with, “Bond, just Bond.”

I’m just in it for the gratuitous sex and violence anyway.

I will only accept a female Bond if her first name is still James.

They could force you to go shoe shopping, but have very wide feet that made it impossible to find shoes, leaving you doomed to wander the shopping plazas fruitlessly for 6 hours, going from shoe store to shoe store, in a fruitless quest to find something overly specific in a frustrating quest to find something to wear…

If it’s a comedy, it’s still at least an hour and fifteen minutes too long for a comedy.

Given this reference I have a super crazy fan theory:

Okay, this even melted my icy, dead heart into something resembling joy.

lol, you really missed out on what was going on here. i’m glad my troll gave you a knowledge boner, though. have a good one.

If nothing else, the first one is a classic, absolutely flawless action movie.

Ohhh! Yeah, that one. I loved that, but my wife screamed when he shoved that knife in that dude’s eyes.

I thought you were talking about the sequence in the glass with the short Japanese sword-knife things at the end of the movie because those glass skulls look sort of museumish.

I’ll have to rewatch it by itself at some point. I was definitely kind of overwhelmed by that point in the movie. My favorite part was the attack doggies.

Yeah, but it made me feel a lot better. It was like, “Oh yeah, the world is a magical place with sweet old grannies who make gross pies...”

I finally watched John Wick 3... man, that was a lot of violence. I enjoyed the first 2/3 of the movie a whole bunch, but by the last 20 minutes I was just kind of numb from all the killin’.

I had to watch Kiki’s Delivery Service afterwards to fix my mental state.

What does that name the #chans, just plain hell?

If my adult plumber fucked my teenage daughter you can sure as hell bet I’d leave a 1 star google review even if his plumbing was spectacular.