I can’t believe you’re questioning my obvious expertise on this subject. I clearly stated it’s a behind-the-scenes scoop.

The Matrix ReReReLoaded.

After skimming the headline and clicking the review I have to admit that my primary complaint about this movie is that its title isn’t Jacob’s New Ladder.

Wrong again. That’s the second sentence, not the opening sentence.

Lionheart is also my favorite for a few reasons, none of them are “it’s a better movie.”

No, you’re seeing it wrong. It’s not a tank top with unnecessary suspender buckles. It’s a tube top with totally necessary shoulder suspenders.

The costumer originally designed a tube top for the scene, under the reasoning that it would make Van Damme a more likely target for attack in that bar, but it kept resulting…

A close friend in academia sent me these two articles on Trump a couple weeks before the election in 2016:

They also, apparently, often experience excruciating car sickness.

corrected:

I see you’ve never worked directly for a billionaire. They, or their reps, will dispute $20 individual charges on million dollar invoices.

you’re feeling the shame that only the greatest heroes can feel.

you did what had to be done.

bub disagrees:

also, NSFW

I’d go with a non-speaking background role for best Schneider character.

you’re a stronger person than i am, i only got to 0:12.

Indeed. It’s baffling to me that they think the reasons people were watching this show were, “Wow, I sure do think that super boring Tench guy is interesting, I’d like to know more about his home life,” or “Gee, I’d sure like to see a romance sub-plot featuring Dr. Carr that actually ends up making me like her less.”

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i just saw this. look at the picture you fucking dolt.

When they said FF were joining the MCU I thought they meant the Fantastic Four. :(

Well. You’re definitely not invited to the comic book shop either. Rude.

i am also an NBA champion.