It finally really fell apart for me when Yoda turned into a flipping lightsaber monkey. I’ve never re-watched episode 2 after seeing it in the theater.

I wish I could say, “Not me! I read the AV Club and it keeps me abreast of the latest happenings in the world of pop culture!..” but it’s all just nostalgia, youtube video reposts, and talking about what famous people post on twitter. :(

Your brain is also correct.

The egg baby episode of Batman Beyond probably makes it way onto my top 10 episodes of animated television. Love that show.

Your brain is correct.

StarCraft: Brood War pretty much ate my life for the later half of 1999.

It’s also the year Cryptonomicon was released, which sort of marked the evolution of Neal Stephenson from an author of smaller, more stylish, novels into an author of extremely long, more detailed novels. I was moderately disappointed in the book…

I reject your classification of “cleanfluencer” as a word, and instead consider it to be an alphabetic abomination. I am also doing my part.

My middle aged dad-brain still reads “D2" as “Diablo 2" and it caused me some serious problems understanding what the fuck you were talking about until I remembered my son plays Destiny 2, and like, it’s the subject of this article.

I’m considerably older than the average Kotaku reader. >_<

“all I’m hearing in my replies are whiny dads who want to get to max skill rank in a competitive game while still only playing 2 hours a week and just don’t care to get better at something but want all the rewards of it anyway”

this is because your edgelord blood has made godlike at video games while making you deaf to…

On my best day, in the finest clothes I’ve ever owned I’ve never looked as good as Zendaya on her worst day in a burlap sack.

No, I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate. 

congratulations, of all the horrible things in the world i’ve seen today this is the only one that actually triggered my gag reflex. *_*

Please, be my guest, share these photos.

“No shade at all though, because if you didn’t do this in middle or high school in 2012, did you even experience adolescence?”

I tried, but can you believe they called the cops on a middle aged man hanging out in a junior high in the middle of the day in tights and tie dye begging kids to take pictures of him? :(

“4: 102"

Sorry, I’m confused by the layout of “non-fatally wounded per shooting.” Does that mean there were 4 shootings with exactly 102 injured but not killed (a total of 408,) that the combined total of all mass shootings with exactly 4 deaths is 102 (an average of 25.25 per 4 death shooting,) or something else?

I’m…

I almost said, “The worst thing about this presidency is having to see this goon’s face every day,” but immediately realized that it’s not even remotely the worst thing.

same

You can chalk it up to the characters aging as well, if that helps you enjoy it more. :D

i applaud you for you jaded cynicism, but maybe they’re conscious that this is great press for them, or like, are just more-decent-than-average folks.

That doctor doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about. I’ve watched the movie and those dudes are basically fine at the end. Looks like it’s easier to graduate from doctor school than film script writing school.