What about people who some dogs love and some dogs are absolutely terrified of. I have this weird thing where like half of the dogs I meet immediately fall totally head-over-heels in love with me. Dogs that otherwise usually hate all people, or hate all men, are all about me.

Then, the other half of dogs I meet are…

Why -are- they always talking about sports on Deadspin anyway?

The darkest Shrek movie yet.

You’re not even asking the right questions here: how can we be sure these “men on twitter” are actually men and not neo-feminist activists pretending to be men online in a false flag operation meant to forward their anti-man cause by making men look stupid?

It reminded me most of the first Thor movie.

Captain Marvel and Thor are both about their protagonists coming to terms with and growing into their powers in a fish out of water setting. Hemsworth and Larson both sort of look like they’re not totally sure who the character they’re playing is supposed to be yet.

That’s all well and good, but where’s the article about Sasha Obama’s prom Deadspin?

The true LeBron move will be to move to the Raptors this off-season and leave the Lakers in total shambles. Go for it, you’re the king!

jesus man, this was like 10 days ago, get over it you fucking child.

i would much rather have two fingers than one finger given the choice.

The longest gap between original film and sequel is 63.5 years: Bambi and Bambi II, from August 1942 to February 2006.

At this sequel pace we’ll get to Backdraft: Endgame in 360 years. I’ve got my tickets on pre-order.

If you’re going to be delusional why can’t you just delusion up a Toronto sweep for me?

One of my buddies and I used to play this game where you’d try and figure out which team would win, out of all the sports, if you took their team names and pitted those things against each other.

We eventually came to the conclusion that the LA Galaxy were the clear favorites.

The real joke is that the Macintosh brand computers they were selling were, in fact, personal computers.

You’re kind of missing out on the point that capitalism wasn’t under attack in the first place. :P

This wasn’t a debate, whipper-snapper, it was a dismissal.

Now run along and tell mommy what a mean man I am.

I feel bad for your poor, addled, broken post-millennial mind that you’re capable of making a pop-culture reference to a Batman show from the 60's, but go on the warpath when someone makes fun of Halliburton because 20 years ago might as well be prehistory for you.

I’m sorry I made fun of you. :(

The most interesting part about re-watching Cheers was how weird a bunch of it (that seemed totally normal to me 30+ years ago seems now,) like that episode where Coach gets a crush on the 20-something and everyone is cheering him on to go for her.

Thanks! It was a wedding present!

lol, how old are you? like, are you legitimately a 12 year old?