People actually throw parties when they are an Airbnb customer? Who the hell would actually do that in some else’s home? Am I just too naive for this rude house guest filled world?

If I knew someone named Countess Debonnaire Von Bismark, I would insist on calling her Debi just to be obnoxious.

I MET THIS BIRD IN REAL LIFE LAST WEEK !!!

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And even though he is “allegedly” worth $10 billion, he won’t kick in the other $400k to make the $6 million total - because he’s so giving already when it comes to charity, of course.

From what I've read of Trump's business dealings, he rarely pays up until the public and/or legal pressure becomes big enough. So why be any different when it comes to charity? He's the candidate of consistency!

The sad part is he probably thought he would get away with it because wealthy people do this all the time. They make headlines when the “pledge” to donate money and everyone slobbers over what great philanthropists they are. Then they spread the amount over several years, are frequently late giving the money they…

That press conference reminds me of my time as a credit manager.

“Instead of being like, ‘Thank you very much, Mr. Trump,’ or ‘Trump did a good job,’ everyone’s saying, ‘Who got it? Who got it? Who got it?’ And you make me look very bad,”

His supporters are outraged that the public has a legal right to know where non-profit donations are allocated. How dare we! My fav tho’ is claiming $5.6 million dollars is basically the same as $6 million - yet most of them won’t earn the difference between those two numbers in the next 15 years.

Oh. No. That’s ugly.

The interior is generic McMansion.

An excellent question, and IMO you need to keep on asking it. And asking it.

It spends the majority of its money on professional fundraising companies.

Is accurate down to the embedded fingernails in the walls of the slave dungeon?

Yeah, I’m wondering if she’s talking about extensions, or wiglettes, but it reads like fake tits. None of this pomp and money grabbing seems to be very modest, decorous or compassionate towards the poor. (Which I believe are fairly standard values in the Abrahamic Religions.)

Because if your heart really desires big ol’ porn star titties you are totes okay getting them as long as you use them for god’s glory.

Remind me again why churches are tax exempt?

Next-door neighbors in matching mansions? Are they a married couple or two eight-year-old best friends planning their future over some Dunkaroos and Squeezits?

The most interesting part of this story was the fact that as of 2014 the owner of a chain of restaurants I haven’t seen in at least 15 years and even when I did go in one it was always empty still had $7.7 mil to shit out for such a vanity project. Also their gooey-gum ice cream is fucking gross.