I worked in a bookstore when it was popular and read it out of spite.

It’s really a shame they’re related because I get the sense he and Candace would be perfect for each other.

Couldn’t get my gif to link.

Kirk Cameron is to get down on his knees and sniff the glove.

Kirk and Justin, I hate to break it you, but you’re not theologians. You are fuckboys. Plain and simple.

It's shit like this that leads Kirk to eating Subway alone on his birthday.

Sandra Bland, Kindra Chapman, Joyce Curnell, Ralkina Jones, Alexis McGovern, Raynetta Turner and Gynnya McMillen are the names I could find. Of course, there have been others since then.

Allred is a hack. Her cases are tried on Access Hollywood not in court.

So I guess we’ll be seeing a jukebox Prince musical, ‘Darling Nikki’ playing under a Hilton Courtyard commercial, CG-Prince endorsing Swiffers... If his control of his work truly ended in that elevator, that elevator is about to take his legacy into commercial hell.

Real question I have about transphobic bathroom residents, and also people who scream about people on welfare buying steaks with food stamps: who the fuck is paying THAT MUCH attention to the other people around them? I can’t remember the last time I made eye contact with a stranger in a bathroom let alone debated…

me when im stoned and trying to be sassy to disguise the booming sound of me stomping my flat-footed ass through my apartment

There are no more supermodels. There are models with massive social media followings, preferably members of Taylor’s Squad. Honestly, for fashion these days, it’s either an “Insta Girl” or a celeb. Of the two, I prefer the former.

So, does anyone else remember the superstar wattage of the true 90s supermodels? Now it’s just a term thrown around for whatever vapid teenager whose combination of good looks and reality-show fame have made her flavour of the moment.

Well, I finally decided to try tinder yesterday and looks like we’re deleting that right now.

Night everyone.

“an attorney friend (not an estate lawyer)“

Excuse me, Ken Yadiggit.

Y’all, go make a will. Now. Even if your assets are minimal or just bunch of books and shoes. In many states you just need to write it on your own and simply take it to a bank to have it notarized for free. You will save your loved ones, friends or family, lots of headaches.

She will be back in Ibiza for her DJ residency all summer

Them.