That’s pretty much what I thought. “Now I understand why Ellis was so valiantly defending James Deene during the rape allegations.” These people are too predictable, you just have to sit and wait for the project they’re develpong to be announced. That’s the “loyalty” you can expect.

Damn, that was brutal.

“Fuck moving.” How many couples have stayed together because of this?

It isn’t.

That’s what happens when you actively kill it. Shocking, I know.

No, just varying degrees of losing. Guess what? None of these people are the ones who are going to ever suffer the worst of it. At most, they’ll lose a little luster, that’s it. I have as much sympathy for them as they would have for me: none. It wasn’t always so.

Because trying to actually *be better* is just more work than its worth, I guess. Optics, the end all be all.

“[I]t’s a movie about how the U.S. Senate and the media ganged up on a woman whose suffering was inconvenient to their narrative.” And I’m really curious about how the marketing of this HBO movie will look 20 years from now.

Is there ever?

What-the-fuck-ever. On to the next fuckery.

What a lovely person you are, jinni.

The same thing that ails every other person on a reality show. Mystery solved.

Oh, I thought I was KS in this. Damn, they keep shifting things around on me!

Funny, because I was going to write that I think they both look like Melissa Etheridge (but that may be because I’ve no idea what her ex looks like). Perception.

I feel very left out. What am I missing here?

“There’s an arrest warrant out for both Kat Williams and the teen he got in a fight with. [TMZ]” Is this the new story line? Pray tell, what non-existent crime did I commit this time from my friend’s living room (while enduring very real crimes being ommitted against me)?

I don’t have it in me to hate Cher. She makes it impossible to hold anything against her.

Netflix, you forgot Netflix.

“Everybody knows I have an actual insane obsession with Megyn Kelly.” Plot twist! Tune in when next she interviews him to see how she responds!

“This reads like an infomercial. I feel I’m about to be sold commemorative coins.” Probably because that’s exactly what they’ll do.