He’s not, but I sure as fuck am.

Exactly. The ultimate aim is to police women’s sexuality, full stop.

“So yeah. As a 16 year-old feminist in 1972, I was pissed to have a discussion about equal rights become an argument about “I don’t want a man in my bathroom.” And as a 62 year-old feminist, I’m pissed that women are STILL subject to the approval of those with more power and who still maintain control over my day to…

I hear you. It’s the same reason I refuse to identify as a White Latina. Latina will do because it’s what I am, thanks.

Thank you for clarifying - I was going to ask.

If that were the case, then I’d vote for him. Anything is better than a long drawn out death. But it wouldn’t be good for ratings.

Still waiting for mine.

Why oh why did I need that Oklahoma gif to explain it to me? Mental exhaustion, I’ll go with that. It also happens to be true. And, unlike too many others (say, Ben Carson, for one), I’m not invested, and I don’t take pleasure, in playing with innocent people’s lives.

A mass exodus to Cape Breton might be the better choice.

I don’t know what that is, but it looks fucking tragic.

Love this. Do you know where it comes from? ETA: Just did an image search. It looks like a murder shack. Nice.

How do they celebrate their birthdays?

What does she do every year on her birthday? Does she choose to celebrate a day before or the day after? That must be so strange.

Is anyone here a Leap Year baby? Or know someone who is?

I’m still waiting for that, too. Until then, a verbose, legal-sounding “nu-uh” is not exactly the same as having an actual legal leg to stand on.

I know, right? But lols for everyone!

“They should just say what they’re thinking.” I’m certain they are nothing if not genuinely concerned. (sarcasm)

For real.

Another season, that’s what’s needed, and this will all be fixed up, healed up, all wrongs made right. That’s why they need another season!

The one and only thing I can rely on: