We live in a townhouse and don’t have the space (no garage) for a large freezer, but have discussed many times how the first purchase we make when we someday have the money to buy an actual home is a standalone freezer so we can buy a half or quarter cow. I dream of all those steaks!

Okay, I forgot about Preacher.

I always like finding the warrant on regular stuff like Kellogg’s Corn Flakes or McIlhenny’s Tabasco
Takes the royals down a peg.

He’s been in office for over a year. Here’s an article from last February talking about how he spent an undisclosed amount of money on his inauguration, which we Missourians were all very pleased about.

I don’t know what happened to the days when this sort of thing would be met with a swift punch in the head.

Ugh yes obvi. Fat fingers on an iOS keyboard darn it.

that is not what i was thinking

Not to nitpick, but 2017 minus 1996 does not equal almost 30. DON’T MAKE ME FEEL OLDER AND CLOSER TO DEATH THAN I AM.

Uh... she didn’t deflate his kayak. The kayak was not the inflatable type:

“Whoops! Thanks for caching that! Fixed!”

That is the craziest thing about this. Oh, I’ve got another damn gear for when i’m running in the 200s.

This was the part that got me. The driver SHIFTED at over 200 mph. I’d be too terrified to move a muscle at that point

big brass ones...

That’s really what did it for me. You’re going well over 200 MPH and then you shift up. What a sensation that must be.

If you’re listening to the engine note, the driver was short shifting and accelerating slowly in the beginning. Presumably the car can accelerate WAY more quickly than he did if he wanted to. Insane runs though. I’d been needing new shorts and a shower after that.

ok..... thats just ridicululous..... damn thing sounds like its barely turning over at 130mph.... most of the cars ive owned topped out lower than that

i couldn’t help but chuckle that the 200-260 mph time (about 13 seconds) was faster than the 0-60 time (about 16 seconds)

Per doctor’s orders, Mariano (and his dick) must avoid flopping on the pitch for the next three weeks.

I think you may be on to something

I mean, she chooses to appear like this in front of millions of people so it’s fair game, no?