nonamesoburneriguess
Nonamesoburneriguess
nonamesoburneriguess

Uhhh yea. If deep down, how you are is how you wanna be, go hard at it. Everone gets to choose their identity. But women are forced into a cookie cutter, and I dig when women find their way out of it, even if their thing doesnt appeal to me.

Hah! But yea. I’ve been clothes off with a handful of women who decided last.minute they weren’t into it, hell *I’ve* decided last minute I wanted out twice, but until I got experience enough to just take care.of.myself in the bathroom, I’d just chill next to her in bed (well, not *chill* but..) until it went down.

Blueballs? Also bullshit.

Using the default. Don’t like Swiftkey tracking my keystrokes, when I learned computers we called that a keylogger and it was for stealing information.

Yep. Thought I was conveying that compactly.

Actually!

The first sentence is not accurate. Your name scans female, Im male. I can guarantee the odds of sterility are FAR below 1% for ballthwaps causing sterility. Based on myself not having been sterilized by HUNDREDS of hits to the balls, and based on the children that most of the boys I hit in the balls as a kid went

Cant youtube at the moment. You got stats on percent of sexual abuse committed by women? Not doubting it happense but with 7 billion people EVERYTHING happens enough times to have a bunch of anecdotes handy.

Hey man, I’ve been in gross relationships too. But get this: a bad relationship ends when you decide it does. Women don’t get that.

This is gonna soundhorrible coming from a guy, but women do need to get they’ll never be part of the club. There’s never gonna be a situation where it’ll be a woman against a man and capital M Men wont tear her down, even if there are some good shits. It’s an argument Ive used with minorites who vote republican.

No it isn’t. It does distract from his greasy ponytail and neckbeard, so theres that.

I basically went nude for one halloween. I got chased down the street by a pack of women like Hard Days Night. It was fucking incredible.

Fuck your ‘can’. Every man’s been hit in the bojangles more times than he can count, and were doing fine as a species. I’m sure men ‘can’ be sterilized, but no man believes your argument, and enough of us read jezebel that your bad faith arguments are gonna get called bullshit before you’re out of the greys

Well, sure that works, because thats not the scenario that happened. The man laid hands on first, and did so multiple times, and knew it was unwelcome, that was the entirety of the joke.

Nope. Just like you dont hit a child when it does something ‘fucked up’. It’s a double standard and fuck you.

No kids, but I take my daughter on a blank check trip to the mall if she gets a rap like that from school.

Having a little sister showed me that I can be an abusive little shit. I use that shame and embarrassment to remind myself when someone’s calling me an asshole to stop and honestly check whether theyre right. Often they are. Lsos* to be a better big bro. Middle aged and she’s my best friend by miles.

Seriously. Im a guy, and if I EVER feel like a fight is more than a scrap, Im going balls first, eyes next. I’m not going to the hospital for the Marquess of fucking Queensbury.

Yea. I I don’t know from gender theory. Imf just saying that if some dude was doing this to a girl - and dudes did literally exactly this to girls in HS - and suddenly the men were all clutching pearls that she hit back at a place we’ve all hit at and been hit at, I’d be surprised. I Iwas an unpopular kid, so its

Maybe I’m from some fucked up tribe of men, but hits in the balls were always fair game. Grade school through highschool. If you weren’t on your guard that’s on you. And if you pulled some shit on someone, and they ballthwapped you, it was fair punishment and even funnier.