And Pence’s plan is to get McConnell and Ryan and a couple Cabinet Secretaries together and pull a 25th Amendment coup. So, you know, let the best man win and all that.

I have doubt he’s fit to be considered a human being sometimes...

If Ivanka becomes VP, we’ll see a level of sexual tension on a ticket unseen since McCain/Palin.

I thought she was going to replace Melania. No?

reading this very accurate comment as I had subjected to yet another creepy robot Ivanka commercial that tells me “being a mom is a woman’s most important job”

Somehow I have never seen “BENGHARGLE” and it is the greatest play on that word ever and thank you for introducing it to me.

Pence should be advised to stay clear of 5th avenue in NYC.

Can he talk to my dad, please? He sounds like the same person, only my dad doesn’t give a shit about how incompetent Trump is...because ZOMG KILLARY CLINTON BENGHARGLE O’REILLY SAYS VINCE FOSTER WAS MURDERED SEAN HAMMITY TELL ME WHAT TO THINK

He even said to his assassins “Spare no ex-Pence!”

By your definition, your father

Gee Cyril, I guess maybe deep down I’m afraid of ANY apex scavenger who survived the Panic of ‘82, the Unease of ‘85, the Crash of ‘86, the Recession of ‘90, the Anxiety of 2000 and the Shit Your Pants Collapse of 2007. Physically unchanged because he is the perfect blood sucking capitalist running dog. 250 pounds of…

See I don’t think he would. They don’t love him in spite of him being awful. They love him because of it. A big part of dumb people’s lives is being concerned with whether other people think they are better than you. Trump doesn’t make people think he’s better than them.

*in nick offerman voice* if trump becomes president in 2016, and replaced pence with ivanka, it will be the first time in history that a president and vice president have had sex with each other.

My father is a die hard Republican (never voted for a non-Republican) very much fiscally conservative, served in the ROTC, fairly racist older white male, loved Reagan and both Bush presidencies. Trump is so god damn stupid it made that man say “Fuck it I’m out. I can’t vote for him.”

The hilarious part are people saying maybe Pence should be at the top of the ticket. Yeah, let’s litigate Pence’s record, not Trump’s: in favor of conversion therapy for gays, wants funerals for aborted fetuses the mother’s would pay for, doesn’t believe in climate change or evolution, doesn’t think smoking causes…

previously, i didnt understand that the Biased Media is only biased because they have cameras on them, but now its becoming crystal clear. my own words used against me

The fun part about tonight is that Pence has earned praise for being a more normative liar than his running mate. He deflected the real questions with concern-trolling and chest-puffing like a normal conservative instead of turning the subtext into text so that everyone can hear how shitty it is.

It’s terrifying that if this man had just a CURSORY sense of self-awareness he’d probably be elected president. Don’t even stop lying or talking about the wall or NATO or outsourcing or crooked Hillary. Just avoid half the irrelevant self-indulgent impulsive own-foot-shooting fuck-ups. Talk about how awesome you are…

Pence wise and pound foolish.

Trump’s plan is to murder Pence if he gets elected so he can replace him with Ivanka. Until then, he needs him alive.