But don't worry Jobs can still look at you without your computer giving any indication of it.

I think they messed up the nose.

If I were this guy I would have a sea funeral where all my boats are led free next to my coffin to float along the ocean.

@tucker augie'ben'doggy: I know this is #offtopic but your avatar is wow.

One think this is useless against is driving into a branch or getting hit across the head. This only has time to inflate if first you move weirdly before something touches your head.

Seems like some kind of ultra violet spray more than "DNA", but I'm no expert.

Everybody's so excited. But this is just a straw full of the usual powder. You put the powder in your drink and then use the straw. I think the real innovation would be to just drink hot water through the straw and have coffee at the other end.

@spider2544: More than you would think...

@RuckingFetard: You are baiting right?

@jibbly: Best textual interpretation of an auction award goes toooooo

@Celtic1888: Just like we do with tomatoes, pumpkins and carrots. Now they grow everywhere!

@holy holes batman: I am happy with my 1/330th.

@toxic: Nahh the big stereotype is car theft. Every German had his car stolen and ferried over the border at least once. Sadly this is actually more or less true. That is why slang for stolen is "gepolt"

@toxic: Sure, just bring me back my Mercedes so I can drive.

@toxic: No that's Poland!

@blehbleh13: They do, the one guy build it.

@AndrewBytes: It works on every kind of pool. It just skims debris of the water surface.

@Preacher iTofu a.k.a. Scammer Money: It's not about email sending, it is about all the other data google collects. Also that it saves all your emails, even the ones you sent years ago.

@Destinysface: Great avatar.

@microinjectionist: Obviously I have no problem with what you do. I do not understand why you would "just want to update". If I write or create something I want people to know about it.