No manufacturer claims a firearm can aim itself, nor do they name a firearm that cannot aim itself a, “full self aiming firearm.”

Surely Tesla’s legal jargon that’s required to use AP saves them from things like this no? If not, I feel like they already would have been sued into oblivion.

The reduced range for larger wheel options is interesting data, presumably the larger wheels have greater rotating mass. As for the range sapping CPU/GPU, it's what you should expect from a company that moved gear selection to touch screen and still forgets to install all of the brake pads.

I wouldn’t put it past Tesla to be crypto mining on their customer’s vehicles.

Yeah, the turnpike is somehow the only road where you get passed on both sides going 85, and yet are the only person who gets pulled over for speeding

driving I-294 from Illinois into Indiana... 7 out of every 10 billboards are for “Krazy Kaplans”... which is a store that sells fireworks. As you may or may not know, Illinois only allows for sparklers and those little popping paper things you throw on the ground. Indiana - we have mortars, roman candles and other…

Andy, my man. You need to leave New Jersey, and see more of the country.

“scenery free”

Come on now, the only people that say “Joisy” are from Staten Island & Brooklyn.  You will never hear that from a NJ native.

Jalopnik is simply following the motor industry trend, where the badging has become trim level rather than an indication of what’s in the vehicle. Think the S500 or 325i, that used to mean a five or 2.5 litre respectively, now we have an EV that’s called a turbo. So Editor is now just a trim level, no actual editing…

This could have been a good article. It ended before that happened. I’ve driven from NYC to DC and back a bunch of times.

whoever edits, or pretends to edit the titles

One of my least fond memories of the NJT was a trip I was taking with my grandmother to my cousin’s graduation party.

This is the most accurate statement ever made on this website , and should be the first paragraph before this article starts. This website has turned into brochure experts instead of the real world experiences it was built on, as someone else who has driven this road many of times and many others far better than it…

What I dont get is why Jersey calls their concrete traffic platters “turnpikes” which gives it an even more cruddy feeling, meanwhile California has the “Pacific Coast Highway”. I’m aware of the delta in vistas, but Jersey could use a lesson in marketing.

The first time I drove the Turnpike I had this realization: They let you into New Jersey for free, but they make you pay to get out. ;)

At least they have articles up....

Whadexityouoffa?

the mating call of new jersey:

Slow news day, huh?